someone get that fucking seahorse.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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