he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
love makes seman taste better
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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