lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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