matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
one two three fourrrrnication!
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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