Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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