She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I know her cup size but not her name....
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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