Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
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