It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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