We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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