So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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