I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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