Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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