Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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