FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
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