i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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