I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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