I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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