The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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