Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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