Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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