I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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