a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
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