In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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