no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize