Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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