if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
that's an acceptable place to lick
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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