I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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