Small penises have feelings too.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Randomize
