Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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