Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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