How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
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