So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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