we're blogging at a bar
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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