He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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