If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
God I need to hump something, right now.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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