Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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