Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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