i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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