Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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