no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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