her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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