I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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