ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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