Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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