Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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