All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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