I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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