Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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