just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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