so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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