Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
His nipple licking is glorious
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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