Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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