he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
Randomize
